Friday, October 30, 2009

Pictures from Halloweens past... big kid style

Since tomorrow is the big day I was having some fun going back over some fun Halloweens from the last few years and was feeling nostalgic. Gus and I decided last year that we would start our own tradition of going as famous couples in history. Last year was Gomez and Morticia Adams and I think that was chosen because I really just wanted to wear a long black wig. That purchase started a trend that lasted all winter and while I have not donned one of my wigs in a while I still heart them v. much. I got that dress from a costume sale held at William and Mary and I can't remember where Gus got the suit but I am pretty sure he might have already had it. Would not surprise me homeboy has the most random wardrobe. Which works out very well for this year because we did not have to go out and buy a velvet smoking jacket because he just happened to have one lying around :) I am not going to lie though I am looking forward to drawing that mustache back on him....

This is clearly not the most flattering picture of me but I love it because it was taken on my first and only Halloween in Ireland. Those kids over there go crazy with some 'Fancy Dress' parties and everyone was out and dressed up and fun. These are girls who I met at my hostel and befriended and one afternoon when we were depressed and homesick we decided to go costume shopping. Since we were all dirt poor and fresh out of Euro's we settled for a standard sparkly devils ear and all managed to find some kind of red top. The three of us went out and had a really great time despite our abject poverty. We didn't have fancy costumes but we made the best of it and went out and played. Gotta love the Canadians.

While this picture was taken in October it was nowhere near Halloween which would do nothing to explain why I am wearing a mask all I know is that at the Zanzabar in Dublin I am sure that stranger things have happened :) This was the first and only time I can recall ever wearing a Marge Simpson mask.


Baby bunny Henry from last years Halloween. I know I have this picture everywhere but I just think that he looks so cute as a monster in a pumpkin. One of my all time favorite pictures, this year Henry is going as a pretty, pretty princess much to Herman's chagrin. I will post pics.


They're creepy and they're kooky mysterious and spooky they're altogether kooky.....

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

We got mail!

I would like to take this opportunity to shout out my amazing mom who has sent us our first official package to Elm St. In it were tons of goodies, presents and pictures which made me feel happy and miss home even more. Mommy made delicious cookies which are so addictive that we have had to hide them from our line of sight. If it were up to Gus they would be all gone by now. Henry (or Henrietta) also received a Halloween costume from Grandma and will be going as a pretty pink princess this year. I bet you can't wait to see those pics :) Thank you again mom and dad we loved the package and getting mail was the best. The mailman knocked on the door and everything. It was very official. Hurray for presents, thanks Bogeys!
The delicious cookies in the process of getting dominated

We got a package. Must. Destroy. Packing Tape.


Nom. Nom. Nom.


Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Flashbacks of Halloweens past : Legion Parties!

In honor of Halloween I am posting some flashback pictures of a few of the Halloween festivities from my "Glory Days". The most fun ones involved the American Legion where the Pi Kapp boys, normally not very fun threw a wonderful wild party every year. It truly was always the highlight of the fall. My senior year wifey and I went as U.S. Hotties and Gus was a member of Motley Crue, it was the first time I ever got to do his eye makeup. Yes you read that right, the first time :)

A typical Phi Mu group picture, everyone get together get together. Smiilllllllle. Wait there is another camera! I really loved those earrings that I was wearing wonder where those went....

Hannah and Jason, I think Hannah was Carmen Sandiego and I cannot lie I have no idea what Jason went as this year, perhaps something from the early 90's Seattle scene? Perhaps.

Wifey and I went as bunny's, yes cliche but it worked on our limited student budget. This was also the night someone tried to steal my ears and Mehreen laid down the wrath of God upon them. The true meaning of Ride or Die.

Probably my all time favorite costume was Poison Ivy. Its amazing what some green RIT dye a glue gun and some sequins can do. I am also surrounded by some pretty hot fairies. Ugh these parties were so fun!























Best. Costume. Ever.

Its almost the same right?

My costume, but don't worry I don't have any white platforms and the thigh highs cut off circulation so I think they are a no go:)
What do you think?

Something wicked this way comes:)


Well I mean not really wicked per say....


I just realized that in the whole I don't have internet thing I did'nt tell you what Gus and I decided to be for Halloween! We went out last week and got our costumes and I am actually starting to get really excited about it.


We are going as Scarlett O'Hara and Rhett Butler, keeping in the famous fictional couples throughout history theme. Maybe its because I miss the south, or because I am longing to run around saying things like "with God as my witness I will never run out of candy again".


Either way it is going to happen. The costume I got was on sale and is one of those that is kinda slutty (because it is short) but still cute and sort of tasteful. Plus whatever I get to wear a petticoat with it and I have wanted one of those forever. Seriously.


Monday, October 26, 2009

Somethings abrewing...


Good morning lovelies!
Well I suppose to be quite honest that it is probably afternoon where you are and you are probably sitting around eating lunch and browsing when you are supposed to be catching up on all that stuff you procrastinated during the weekend right?


Not you? I didn't think so :)

Well I had a pretty uneventful weekend to be quite honest with you. I have been feeling rather down on myself because I am unemployed and poor and not very happy about being either. Bruce Springsteen played St. Louis on Saturday and I couldn't go and of course I was very pouty and depressed because its been the first time Bruce has been so close and I have not seen him in years but I have managed to convince myself that it is all part of the journey. The journey.

Anyways hats off to poor Gus who handled my whiny pouty princess weekend with grace and poise. I swear that boy is a saint. I can't even handle myself when I am like that I have no idea how he pulls it off.

But I am better now. At least I am trying to be. I could not sleep last night and was lying in bed with my mind racing as it has a tendency to do when you can't sleep and I was doing a mental pro con pro of my new life. I am not going to lie there are alot of cons. I have no family or friends here, no money to shop my sorrows away and no place to buy pretty dresses. All would seem pretty bleak right? But I think I have been looking at it all wrong. All I can see is what I don't have anymore which is everything I loved and was comfortable with.

So now I have to do it all over again except this time I have Gus on my team. Which is a great thing. Because hes not around all day I tend to get very dramatic and lonesome. Last week I made sure that the house was perfect and that dinner was on the table when he got home. I baked a cobbler, I did laundry and dishes. I went to the grocery store like three times.

Barf. Its just not me.

I am not meant to be a housewife. Its not my calling. It makes me feel bored, and bitter and resentful of Gus and his contacts with the human world. Let me tell you friends, bitter is not the new black. It is not slimming or cute. It is depressing and makes you feel small and mean.

So since I am tired of feeling like a nagging piece of crap it is time to rethink my strategy. I cannot rely on Gus to be my sole provider of happiness and joy. I never put that kind of pressure on him before so why start now right? Which means I have to start looking into new avenues. I think that once I get back into a gym that I will feel much better because I really miss my Y and my elliptical. Also I need to make friends. Not Gus's friends but my own friends. That might be a little trickier. So I need to exercise and be more social. Check and check. Now for the hard stuff.

I need to work. Which is proving easier said than done. But I have been concocting a wild and mad plot in my always scheming mind. What if I opened my own store? What if instead of looking to dominate Southern Illinois and change the world I focused more locally and less globally? What if instead of blending in and conforming to my new surroundings I kicked and screamed and changed the landscape of Murphysboro?

What if right?

Its easy to get lost in all of the Main St. VS Wall St. politics but I actually live two blocks away from an honest to goodness Main St. Well technically its called Walnut St. but it is a Main St. A Main St. that is desperate to bring young, vibrant shops and businesses into the heart of town. What if I became a small business owner? I worked for an incredible small business and loved the style and structure of the company, how crazy would it be if I were the boss?

See how crazy and crafty my mind works? How do I incorporate what I love into what I want to do? Will I need a lawyer? How will I do my taxes? Can I get a loan? I have like a million questions but the one that keeps popping up the most is WHY NOT?

Well... I have no credit, not background in business or finance, no business plan, no vision statement, no loans, no cash flow, no idea if my plan would be viable or successful, but why not?
Why couldn't I open and run my own store?

Not to sound terrible but I am not exactly working for my survival right now. I live in a gorgeous house on a beautiful street in a cute small town. I am not struggling to pay rent or feed myself I would be working to pay off my small amount of debt and be able to have some money left over to go out to dinner and fly home and buy my pretty dresses. I never wanted to work for a corporation and my disillusion with politics and the government makes me skeptical about pursuing a career in public service. What if I was destined for a more nontraditional path?
I am a firm believer that everything happens for a reason. I was meant to be here not only to support Gus but to start a new chapter of my life and our life together. It would be dumb and a lie to say that I'm not crazy homesick but I can't spend all my time out here miserable. I need a project, a goal. Would being a small town shop keeper satisfy that need?

I think that it just might be the next step. I don't really know how I am going to go about turning my crazy pre-sleep ideas into a viable business plan. I do know that once I really want something I am pretty good about making it happen. Just saying is all....

Though it might be madness there is method in it. This might just work, and if it does I expect to see you all at my grand opening. Just remember you heard it here first:)

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Check this out!

Sooooo guys I know that its late but if you are up you need to check out
http://www.murphysboro.com/ because it has been hacked by the Islamic movement and is under seige and is hilarious. We don't know who would choose to hack this website and I promise you that it is not a virus. Pinky promise. I mean what scammer would tell you that?
Anyways it is so odd and random because who in a radical Islamic movement would target the land of deer and draft beer? I mean really there are bigger fish to fry. Anyways check it out.
Goodtimes.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Hooked Up

I am now officially back online.
Do you hear that?
Its the sound of the world rejoicing by breaking out into song.
Shhhh. Listen!
Its good to be back :)

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Deja Vu

Hello loves, I have some tragic news.

My bunny Henry has nibbled through Gus Diggs computer cord, which made him most unhappy but also effectively ended all Internet activity from Elm St. until the new cord we have ordered comes in.

Henry can be a v. bad bunny sometimes.

Anyway this has forced me back into a situation eerily reminiscent of one several years back which involves using others Internet passwords and haunting an unfamiliar library hoping that your skin care regime is allowing you the proper camouflage to still pass as a college student.
*fingers crossed*

So far I have gone undetected. The reason I have been forced out of my home to go try to blend into a university setting is because this was the startofthebigjobsearch week which has so far just resulted in my sitting at a strange library almost in tears at how blatantly unqualified or overqualified I am for every job listing in Southern Illinois. It is probably not that bleak but I certainly feel that way right now.

Anyways I have to get out of here as I am becoming suspect among the legitimate students surrounding me. I just wanted to let you know that while I had every intention of being a better blogger my baby bunny has effectively ruined that plan with his insatiable curiosity and razor sharp teeth.

I will keep you posted about the job hunt. Send good thoughts my way, I really need them right now.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Phase 1 : Check!

Hey guess what guys.....
this afternoon I unpacked my last box. I am officially settled. Well I mean not really settled but I have now wiped, cleaned, washed, ironed, dusted or attacked every inch of this house and I can rest for a moment knowing that I wont have to do it again until tomorrow. Sigh. There are just too many square feet to keep clean here.

But this gives me a chance to tell you all about my big move because I am sure that the suspense is killing you right? First off let me say a massive thank you to everyone who helped me move, threw me a going away party or attended one of my many going away parties. They say that good friends help you move but best friends help you move bodies but I think they got it all wrong. I think that good friends help you defrost your refrigerator, they buy you lovely flowers and tiaras, and get up on stage and sing Journey with you. Now those are good friends. I bet bodies are really heavy anyway that would be when you should call the movers :)

Also mad props go out to my bomb ass parents. They rock my socks. Despite the fact that my mother lived on the verge of tears the whole four days I was at home they were both helpful and supportive and lovely. My father - i.e. my personal hero/savior took a week off of work to move me far away and went through every step with me. We picked out our U-Haul which had a picture of a sturgeon and Virginia on it, and as a side note did anyone else have any idea how informative U-Haul trucks are now? Mine had a tale about meteorites in the Chesapeake Bay on it but they all tell informative and descriptive stories about different aspects of the 50 states. Who knew?

Anyways, I got upgraded to a 14 foot trailer, which everything fit in rather nicely with some room to spare. We put the Saturn on a dolly on the back, mom packed us an awesome cooler, we all exchanged hugs and then we were off into the wild blue yonder.

In a huge U-Haul.

Pulling a Saturn.

I have never been passed more in my life and it was somewhere in the hills of West Virginia as I was once again in the right hand lane going 40 up a never ending hill that I realized I was pulling the contents of my life up that hill and that I was doing it very freaking slowly. I drove the first leg of the trip and dad took over the rest of West Virginia into Kentucky. We amused ourselves with funny tales and antidotes. Anyone who has ever talked to my dad knows that he is the smartest man on the planet and can talk intelligently about any topic on earth and his rational levelheadedness and ability to steer the U-Haul through bustling Kentucky traffic was the trips saving grace.

People sometimes accuse me of being 'slow' but I am not slow I am deliberate and I see now where that comes from. Dad is methodical and never cuts corners or half-asses anything which is frustrating when you just want to be done with whatever you're doing but later when you look back you understand the method in the madness and realize that it was all indeed for the best. Another awesome quality to have for a big move, although completely contradictory to my habit of throwing everything in a box, duct taping it and calling it a day.

We stopped overnight in Kentucky and stayed at the Hampton Inn off the interstate. As there were no restaurants nearby and we did not wish to try to park the U-Haul in another parking lot we instead dined at wait for it the Hampton Inn. They had a lovely Managers Reception with meatball and carrots and cheese and crackers and potato chips. Free and delicious. I will never forget my father and I filling our mini Styrofoam plate and making out like bandits. Fat kid perhaps, amazing yes.

The next day we were up again and ready to get to Illinois. We rolled on through Kentucky across the Ohio river and into Indiana where life and the road began to flatten out and it was sunny and warm and lovely. The drive from Indiana into Illinois was actually the calmest part of the trip. Random since I was driving but I had begun to get the hang of the truck and we were making great time considering that we tapped out at 70 mph.

Eventually though slowly, very slowly but surely my dad and I rolled into town. Last weekend was SIUC's homecoming and we had to navigate crazy congested roads in the U-Haul but we made it out to Murphysboro in one piece with the Saturn still in tow, there were definitely points where it was iffy whether or not we still had the car on the truck.

We didn't know if Gus was going to be at the house or not because he had a midterm and might not be done so we decided to drop the dolly off at the U-Haul dealer in town which happened to be in a place called the 'Appledome' a former community indoor pool run by the local townsman named Angelo who was nowhere to be found but assured us that we could just leave the Saturn and dolly "out back".

Finding it a tad suspicious but chalking it up to a small town living we left our extra load and made the triumphant drive down Walnut St. to my new home. We were both tired and hungry having been in the car all day and losing an hour and all and we just wanted to wash our hands and eat, maybe walk around. Leave it to me to not be able to find the house. We must have circled the block three of four time in the U-Haul mind you before we made it to the house where Gus had pulled up moments before to greet us.

It was really important to me that Gus be there when we pulled up and because of the Appledome and my inability to turn on to the right streets he was able to make it home before we did. We walked in and everyone hugged and welcomed and then we were right out to eat. 17th St. Barbecue which is right down the street and drank delicious beer and ate lots of food and it was wonderful. Luckily the boys persuaded me to unload the truck that night which worked out perfectly because the next day as if to welcome me to Murphysboro the skies opened and flash floods ensued.

It poured the entire time that my dad was in town. Thursday we spent roaming the area because we could not go fishing on Lake Murphysboro as originally planned. Instead we went to return the U-Haul to the Appledome where we got to meet Angelo in person and after much amusing and enlightening conversation it came to pass the Angelo was the director of the annual Murphysboro Apple Festival and now next year Gus Diggs is going to have the honor and privilege of being Captain Applesauce in the parade! The qualifications were limited to height and a certain neck length but I am still very proud of him.

Oh and I almost forgot to tell you Gus got me a welcome sign. How cute is that?
At the Apple Inn at the beginning of town they have a sign board and you can ask them to put signs up so Gus asked them to write "Welcome to Murphysboro Erin Greene" which was really sweet the only problem was that they spelled my name Eirn. Obviously I wanted my picture with the sign so Gus hopped up to spell my name correctly. At which point several construction workers came out to yell at him for vandalising the Apple Inn sign and I had to jump up and down trying to assure them that I was Erin Greene and just wanted my name spelled right. Then they smiled and waved and welcomed me to the Boro, it really made me feel like a rockstar in my new town :)

We also visited several local hardware stores, SIUC's campus and my local CO-OP grocery store which I am already madly in love with. Dad and Gus put our new flag and flag pole up on the front porch and fixed up little things around the house. All in all it was a lovely day to spend in the rain.

The last night my dad was there Gus threw me a "Welcome to the Boro" party and invited all of the people in his program and that he works with in the lab and they took over our cute, tiny local Mexican restaurant Sergio's which is delicious and welcoming and was the perfect place to throw a fun party. It was great to meet all of Gus's colleagues even though I didn't really get a chance to talk to alot of them. I have a feeling that they came more for margaritas then for me but I can't blame them one bit. It was a really special party made even more special by the fact that my dad was there and got to meet everyone too.

Unfortunately the next day we had to drive Dad to the airport and put him on a plane home which was probably the hardest part of the entire move. It was like saying goodbye to my normalcy and comfort zone and it is never easy saying goodbye when you don't know the next time you will see them. I watched him and his yellow fleece all the way through security and then got back in the car and cried like a baby. Poor Gus. It was therapeutic though. The drive back home was spent discussing furniture and window treatments and decorating and who gets what shelf in the bathroom. Stuff of co-habitation I suppose.

Once dad left I had to get down to business. It does not help ones motivation when apparently Illinois is protesting my arrival and everyday has been cold, rainy and grey. Gross. Welcome to Southern Illinois. So I have now spent my time cleaning, unpacking, scrubbing, washing and trying to get everything perfect and organized and clean so that I can feel comfortable and settled in and I think that I am just now getting to that point.

For those of you who are going to ask the inevitable question the answer is no I still do not have a job and in all honesty I have not started looking. That is my goal to tackle next week and now that all the housekeeping duties have been taken care of I can focus all my attention on no longer being the person who has to so the housework. Pledge is not a good perfume and when I took my hair down last night little tufts of dust puffed out. Ewwwww. No more I say.

So now I am here and my boxes are all unpacked and the next phase begins.... now. Its go time. Thank you again mom and dad for all of your help and love and presents and support. I could not have made the move without you guys. Also thank you to Lauren Hutton. True friends defrost refrigerators :)

Love you all I promise I will try to do a better job of updating you on the crazy nonsense that ensues whenever I leave 2011 elm st.

I mean home :)

Monday, October 12, 2009

Here at last

So I don't have a ton of time to sit and write and muse on my beloved blog.
A. because being a desperate non-housewife requires alot of work and I now have an entire house to clean and unpack.
B. because I don't really have a computer per-say as much as I am stealing Hermans.

BUT I did want to say that I have made it safely with the help of my super incredible father and mother who made the transition go effortlessly and made it a fun adventure. I will fill you in more on the details of the trip soon but I just wanted to let you guys know that I am still alive and kicking in the boonies and I have not forgotten you :)