This is just hateful how dare someone have the audacity to make a vanity plate with my favorite destination beach and have a Marion plate holder surrounding it! I don't know if I have told you guys this but I consider Marion to be the vortex of where hope goes to die. Literally. The people who live there have some strange genetic disorder that causes them all the walk like lumbering zombies in light denim which has caused me to bestow them with the moniker "the Marion Mutants". They are terrifying.
Anyways so I was excited upon recongnizing the Outer Banks and then dismayed that a Marion Mutant had invaded my happy place. So many emotions at once!
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